LaLa FuFu! talkin’ shiii… talkin’ shiii…

I’ve been thinking I NEED TO BLOG!!!, I NEED TO BLOG!!!, I NEEDS TO BLOG!!!, I NEED TO BLAARRRGHHH!!! and the truth be told is I have at least 10 gigs of stuff bumping around my head but nothing I can deliver in more then a paragraph or two. So with that being said I’ll try to throw a few things out there.

1. Hillary Clinton: Dear reader if you support her I want to punch you in your face! I mean it, I mean how can you support such hateful and vindictive strategies to become your next President? What a bitch! BARRACK DAT HOE! Please, there’s no reason for her to continue in this. PS: FCUK Bill Clinton too! You was never Black!

2. China’s Earthquake: It seems China does everything ass backwards ever since they built the Great Wall it’s been all downhill ever since. China has so little respect for human life that they will allow contractors to build buildings that are a little less than huts built with shit bricks for their people to live in. The way these buildings fell down all of these builders should be brought into a line up and shot to death.

3. Twitter bitchin’: I like Twitter actually love it, but I don’t cry every-time it goes down. People have become so dependent on Tweeting that they can’t stand to have it taken away from them for just a moment. Grow up Nerds and read a book until it comes back.

4. Stuff Rich Black Folk Like: No bashing on this one I mean honestly I’d love to be in the position of one of these people right now. I was asked to document a Uptown Magazine/Aston Martin Dinner at Bruno Jamais Restaurant on the upper East Side of Manhattan. Very awesome event IMHO and a good peak into the lifestyle’s of people with more money then they know what to do with.

5. George Bush: What a stupid motherfucker! Clearly the fear is John McCain not being the strongest Republican running right now and Bush’s frustration at the fact that Barrack Obama might just pull the Democratic Presidential nomination off keeps the good old boys at the The Carlyle Group awake at night. Good FCUK EM!!!

6. Conspiracy Theories: I’ve had DVD’s shoved under my door, I’ve watched footage from multiple angles and one thing is clear September 11th, 2001 was a clearly botched but orchestrated event. My mind is way too analytical to believe things like this at face value. I feel so sorry for those people that lost their lives. I feel sorry for myself in seeing the second plane hit the towers. I feel sorry for having to hear military jets fly over my house for weeks after 911. So no more DVD’s under my door,  I’m pretty fucked up as it is.

7. Celebreality: It’s for stupid people and is exploitive to all the people in front of the camera. I only hope Flavor Flav has a good percentage of the show’s ownership on the DVD sales because I would hate to see him have to walk the streets after his show has come to and end. My stats all point to my VH1 content so that’s why I’m still doing it but it makes me sad that people find this stuff compelling. PS: as long as dumb people still search for it I’m gonna have it right here.

Peace the 911 families, your love ones didn’t have to die.

-holla