LaLa FuFu! talkin’ shiii… talkin’ shiii…

The use of this image above is intended to mock the irrational fear in the hearts of many who envision the image of their beloved “White House” someday becoming some type of monument to Niggerdom and the downfall of White America. Curious name, for the White’s House. I never quite understood the significance of a “White House”. Nevermind, I guess the motives of rich bankers outweigh the needs of America’s poor & soon to be extinct middle class. The name is fine.Let’s get back to our campaign coverage. For the record I’m no political blogger, hell I’m not even a writer. I do however, have a vested interest in the current Presidential run of Barack Obama to become our Nation’s first elected President of color.

Disturbingly, Michelle Obama has been under a tremendously large amount of public scrutiny of her February 18th statement regarding her pride in America. You know, as a person of color for some 41 years of my life here in AmeriKKKa I can testify to the concept of first-time real pride. I for one never gave a damn about AmeriKKKa. I grew up here, but I never felt Black people where treated equally. Don’t hate, I have the right to think whatever I want to think. Right?

Ok, Michelle Obama was trotted out this week on The View to put her softer more sensitive side up for public auction, err, scrutiny. While I didn’t watch the show, I envision the segment as such… “Standing up on her Amazonian hind legs, Michelle at 5′11″ displayed her teeth in a non-threatening way while allowing The View’s on-air staff to examine her hind quarters for worms.” Really, I know… I know. You’re saying, “That’s harsh.” Yes it is, very. But in the deangerfication of Michi O (I think my pet name for Mrs. Obama will be that from now on) there will be drastic measures to ensure that Michi will stay in her place and walk 3 steps behind her man. Oh, and those hateful fist bumps, we won’t be seeing any of that shiii anymore! Them terrorist gestures will not be tolerated from the likes of those Obama people! They’re getting a bit uppity as you can see.

I dreamt Michi O went on the tube and explained to all those fine conservative ass mofo’s which areas of her ass they would have limited access to kiss. I know, it’s all about game face so that can’t happen but, hey we can still dream can’t we ;)? I wonder how much proving is left to do. I wonder when we as Blacks in this country ask ourselves how much more shiii are we willing to eat to appear as fully functioning equals? The posturing of some of these conservative hate cults only solidify the idea in my mind that these people are capable of hate for no good reason. The notion of a Black President who’s only in it to look out for the interest of Blacks is asinine. I’m not expecting Obama to show up in my hood to bless me with a Caddy. I do however expect him to run a Presidency that will allow the world to see AmerKKKa in a new light.

Michi O will not be the president but her so-called faux pas are being called into question whether her husband can do the job. Fcuk these people who hang onto strings with the least amount of validity to cast doubt on these people. Bill Clinton saw it OK to come out of his mouth sideways with some inappropriate nonsense regarding O (Yes Barack will now be referred to as “O”. Fall back Omarion, didn’t Sony drop you?). I think it’s time we stand up for ourselves in the AmeriKKKa. Let’s all be proud Americans here. OK?

PS: So-called Conservative groups and you racist political bloggers watch who you put in your MF’in mouths. The streets is watchin‘…

Let’s paint the White House Black, bitches…

-holla