LaLa FuFu! talkin’ shiii… talkin’ shiii…

“A Yo Kells, you pulled it off son! It was years in the making but you’s a free man now! Don’t eff up and catch another charge nigga…”

I remember sitting in Daddy’s House Studio, NYC with (Fuck it, I’m naming names…) Harve Pierre, June Balloon, Nyshiem Myrick & Mario Wynans. Back then you could buy the R Kelly sex tape at H.M.S. and on the street. The Africans had it on lock and where flippin’ em like hot cakes. What’s funny is a lot of people’s curiosity didn’t trigger that little voice that sez to you, “Hey man, you shouldn’t look at this…” Oh well, we all wanted to know just what funky little deed the Kelly man did to get himself into the stew pot.

Flashback to Daddy’s House, “Hey Mario, Is that the nigga?” Asked June. “You worked with him…” Mario doesn’t answer, he just throws his hands up in the air and walks away. It’s obvious that Mario feels bad about this. In the studio you can sense a few people wanting to leave or turn off the tape. Harve makes a quick V-line for the door as well. Kelly begins to pee on the little girl in the tape. You can tell she’s extremely uncomfortable with what’s going on. Hell you’re uncomfortable sitting there and watching it with virtual strangers that you just met. So you get up and leave the studio to go to the rest room hoping that they’ve lost interest in the tape and have moved on…

I hadn’t thought about the R Kelly trial in a good long time. Well, actually, The Boondocks pretty much called it spot on. Huey Freeman, I feel your pain little brother. I mean how could this thing have been drawn out over years like this? I wonder about that young girl and how fcuked up her life is. I wonder about a lot of shii that I can’t fix. Sadly, Kelly was aquitted on June, Friday the 13th 2007. I think that’s ironic in a sense. THAT NIGGA AIN’T GUILTY??? GAWD DAMMIT!!!

-holla