Mike told me that he would sing a Chinese song with “LaLa FuFu” in it on video. So when I showed up with my video camera this was his response. Enjoy…

However way you look at it, marketers are getting sneaky with their tactics and that’s cool with me but next time pick someone we’d actually want to be. Kanye is not the guy people want to be. But I’d spend his money all day!

-holla

I remember sitting in Daddy’s House Studio, NYC with (Fuck it, I’m naming names…) Harve Pierre, June Balloon, Nyshiem Myrick & Mario Wynans. Back then you could buy the R Kelly sex tape at H.M.S. and on the street. The Africans had it on lock and where flippin’ em like hot cakes. What’s funny is a lot of people’s curiosity didn’t trigger that little voice that sez to you, “Hey man, you shouldn’t look at this…” Oh well, we all wanted to know just what funky little deed the Kelly man did to get himself into the stew pot.

Flashback to Daddy’s House, “Hey Mario, Is that the nigga?” Asked June. “You worked with him…” Mario doesn’t answer, he just throws his hands up in the air and walks away. It’s obvious that Mario feels bad about this. In the studio you can sense a few people wanting to leave or turn off the tape. Harve makes a quick V-line for the door as well. Kelly begins to pee on the little girl in the tape. You can tell she’s extremely uncomfortable with what’s going on. Hell you’re uncomfortable sitting there and watching it with virtual strangers that you just met. So you get up and leave the studio to go to the rest room hoping that they’ve lost interest in the tape and have moved on…

I hadn’t thought about the R Kelly trial in a good long time. Well, actually, The Boondocks pretty much called it spot on. Huey Freeman, I feel your pain little brother. I mean how could this thing have been drawn out over years like this? I wonder about that young girl and how fcuked up her life is. I wonder about a lot of shii that I can’t fix. Sadly, Kelly was aquitted on June, Friday the 13th 2007. I think that’s ironic in a sense. THAT NIGGA AIN’T GUILTY??? GAWD DAMMIT!!!

-holla

P.U.M.A. Party Unity, My Ass!

At first I found this amusing. LOL’z!!! Then I realized these group of misguided racist neophyte‘s reinforce the fact that the majority of America’s offspring are mindless followers. The Obama’s have done nothing but captured the world’s attention and admiration, yet we have a group of hysterical bordering on the… no! Are a full blooded group of socially-retarded-assholes. Hey hate-monger’s, It’s our time, the real America’s time. You better get used to it! And trust me when I say Americans for change will be willing to go to blows if necessary. You better get used to that!

The PUMA’s hate campaign:

1.) Dissociate yourself from the party. Tell them you will not be a party to its self destructive behavior.

2.) Reflect on your values. Read the credo at the top of this site and create at better one. Keep the language general and inclusive. Concentrate on universal truths and beliefs. Avoid wordsmithing.

3.) Stick together. We are powerful as a unit if we do not fall victim to the psychological warfare that is about to be directed at us. Turn off the media. Avoid conversations with trolls. Stand firm and do not yield.

4.) Remember that there is a better alternative. Hillary Clinton is the strongest candidate for the party and the nation. She has a lot of support out there. The nation will rally around her if we let them know we are not giving in. We must not let her concede one inch. Stand firm. Send her your good thoughts. Send her money. Do not give up.

5.) Spread the word.

So as far as I’m concerned, P.U.M.A. Stand’s for Pussies Under My Authoriteh! WE RIGHT HERE!!! WE AIN’T GOING NOWHERE!!! You better get used to that!

Don’t hate, -holla

PS: I hope Puma Athletic Wear sues the poop out of you people for stealing their logo!