The use of this image above is intended to mock the irrational fear in the hearts of many who envision the image of their beloved “White House” someday becoming some type of monument to Niggerdom and the downfall of White America. Curious name, for the White’s House. I never quite understood the significance of a “White House”. Nevermind, I guess the motives of rich bankers outweigh the needs of America’s poor & soon to be extinct middle class. The name is fine.Let’s get back to our campaign coverage. For the record I’m no political blogger, hell I’m not even a writer. I do however, have a vested interest in the current Presidential run of Barack Obama to become our Nation’s first elected President of color.

Disturbingly, Michelle Obama has been under a tremendously large amount of public scrutiny of her February 18th statement regarding her pride in America. You know, as a person of color for some 41 years of my life here in AmeriKKKa I can testify to the concept of first-time real pride. I for one never gave a damn about AmeriKKKa. I grew up here, but I never felt Black people where treated equally. Don’t hate, I have the right to think whatever I want to think. Right?

Ok, Michelle Obama was trotted out this week on The View to put her softer more sensitive side up for public auction, err, scrutiny. While I didn’t watch the show, I envision the segment as such… “Standing up on her Amazonian hind legs, Michelle at 5’11″ displayed her teeth in a non-threatening way while allowing The View’s on-air staff to examine her hind quarters for worms.” Really, I know… I know. You’re saying, “That’s harsh.” Yes it is, very. But in the deangerfication of Michi O (I think my pet name for Mrs. Obama will be that from now on) there will be drastic measures to ensure that Michi will stay in her place and walk 3 steps behind her man. Oh, and those hateful fist bumps, we won’t be seeing any of that shiii anymore! Them terrorist gestures will not be tolerated from the likes of those Obama people! They’re getting a bit uppity as you can see.

I dreamt Michi O went on the tube and explained to all those fine conservative ass mofo’s which areas of her ass they would have limited access to kiss. I know, it’s all about game face so that can’t happen but, hey we can still dream can’t we ? I wonder how much proving is left to do. I wonder when we as Blacks in this country ask ourselves how much more shiii are we willing to eat to appear as fully functioning equals? The posturing of some of these conservative hate cults only solidify the idea in my mind that these people are capable of hate for no good reason. The notion of a Black President who’s only in it to look out for the interest of Blacks is asinine. I’m not expecting Obama to show up in my hood to bless me with a Caddy. I do however expect him to run a Presidency that will allow the world to see AmerKKKa in a new light.

Michi O will not be the president but her so-called faux pas are being called into question whether her husband can do the job. Fcuk these people who hang onto strings with the least amount of validity to cast doubt on these people. Bill Clinton saw it OK to come out of his mouth sideways with some inappropriate nonsense regarding O (Yes Barack will now be referred to as “O”. Fall back Omarion, didn’t Sony drop you?). I think it’s time we stand up for ourselves in the AmeriKKKa. Let’s all be proud Americans here. OK?

PS: So-called Conservative groups and you racist political bloggers watch who you put in your MF’in mouths. The streets is watchin‘…

Let’s paint the White House Black, bitches…

-holla

P.U.M.A. Party Unity, My Ass!

At first I found this amusing. LOL’z!!! Then I realized these group of misguided racist neophyte‘s reinforce the fact that the majority of America’s offspring are mindless followers. The Obama’s have done nothing but captured the world’s attention and admiration, yet we have a group of hysterical bordering on the… no! Are a full blooded group of socially-retarded-assholes. Hey hate-monger’s, It’s our time, the real America’s time. You better get used to it! And trust me when I say Americans for change will be willing to go to blows if necessary. You better get used to that!

The PUMA’s hate campaign:

1.) Dissociate yourself from the party. Tell them you will not be a party to its self destructive behavior.

2.) Reflect on your values. Read the credo at the top of this site and create at better one. Keep the language general and inclusive. Concentrate on universal truths and beliefs. Avoid wordsmithing.

3.) Stick together. We are powerful as a unit if we do not fall victim to the psychological warfare that is about to be directed at us. Turn off the media. Avoid conversations with trolls. Stand firm and do not yield.

4.) Remember that there is a better alternative. Hillary Clinton is the strongest candidate for the party and the nation. She has a lot of support out there. The nation will rally around her if we let them know we are not giving in. We must not let her concede one inch. Stand firm. Send her your good thoughts. Send her money. Do not give up.

5.) Spread the word.

So as far as I’m concerned, P.U.M.A. Stand’s for Pussies Under My Authoriteh! WE RIGHT HERE!!! WE AIN’T GOING NOWHERE!!! You better get used to that!

Don’t hate, -holla

PS: I hope Puma Athletic Wear sues the poop out of you people for stealing their logo!

I’m writing this post out of frustration. It’s something a bit more serious then I normally write about. So shut your ass up and read…

I remember growing up as a child of the late 60′s and early 70′s. It was the worst of times, Martin Luther King being assassinated in 1968. It was the best of times seeing a man walk on the moon for the first time in 1969. I still have difficult memories as a 10 year old in 1976. The words of my mother still ring in my head, “I never expected you to be anything, really…” set the mile marker in time. I cannot put it behind me… See, what she meant, and she told me this years later was that we as Blacks in these United States of Amerikkka have been and will always be Amerikkka’s dirty little shame. She felt the news of a man with our best interest being slain, the memories of watching Blacks burn their own neighborhoods had cast considerable doubt on ANY OF OUR FUTURES and not just mine alone. It’s unfortunate, that my feelings of low worth were shared by my mother and I, but as a child I read. I read about the world of the future, where the ideas of equality had no reference or place in the story. That was my secret little dream that the world of tomorrow would be a better place.

It’s 2008, we’ve gone through a lot historically as Black people from Martin Luther King Jr. to Medgar to Emmett to Malcolm to Diallo to Rodney King and all those other lives destroyed we’ll never know about. Part of a nation sat on the edges of their seats and watched their worlds come close to the breaking point. The other part sat in self denial comfortable in their beliefs that all that was being done to us was God’s will. Ignorance is indeed bliss.

Bill and Hillary Clinton have quite some right of privileged mindset to still show their faces in public considering the racial snipes and political hi-jinks they’ve employed during their campaign. I admire Barack’s masterful sense of control and restraint during his campaign. As much as I would love to hear him blast this woman into the ground for her malicious statements regarding her place to stay in the race in case he’s assassinated. I know he’s got to maintain and show face and press on to win. How does one invoke the word assassination in an interview not once but 2 times and have very few bat and eyelash? Where are our flag waving Black representatives and why aren’t they all over this? I know the prevailing logic indicates that Barack can still maintain without a chin check to the Clinton’s but I am at wit’s end trying to figure out when the tippin’ point is going to come. After talking to a few Black people I’ve come to the conclusion that a great deal of them are oblivious to her statements. I think the internet has “hyper-linked” me into the system at a macro level so these soundbites carry much more weight around here.

Most likely, what I say and do has no impact on the outcome of this race, very few of you will even bother to read these words. Most of you have already made up your minds that the Clinton’s mean nothing by those statements and a great deal of you could care less. Well I have a statement too and it reads, “Dear Hillary, the strategy to incite the fanaticism of those who would do harm to Barack Obama better fail tremendously.” “If something does happen to Barrack Obama that should unnaturally cause the termination of his life, I pray the full wrath of the World community come down fully and squarely on you and your husband’s backs.” So in other words as we say around my way, “If you are going to pull a gat, you better crank that bitch…”

-holla

PS: my next post will contain absolutely no redeeming social qualities…

Talib Kweli and Res tell Hillary where to get off… I like it!

I’ve been thinking I NEED TO BLOG!!!, I NEED TO BLOG!!!, I NEEDS TO BLOG!!!, I NEED TO BLAARRRGHHH!!! and the truth be told is I have at least 10 gigs of stuff bumping around my head but nothing I can deliver in more then a paragraph or two. So with that being said I’ll try to throw a few things out there.

1. Hillary Clinton: Dear reader if you support her I want to punch you in your face! I mean it, I mean how can you support such hateful and vindictive strategies to become your next President? What a bitch! BARRACK DAT HOE! Please, there’s no reason for her to continue in this. PS: FCUK Bill Clinton too! You was never Black!

2. China’s Earthquake: It seems China does everything ass backwards ever since they built the Great Wall it’s been all downhill ever since. China has so little respect for human life that they will allow contractors to build buildings that are a little less than huts built with shit bricks for their people to live in. The way these buildings fell down all of these builders should be brought into a line up and shot to death.

3. Twitter bitchin’: I like Twitter actually love it, but I don’t cry every-time it goes down. People have become so dependent on Tweeting that they can’t stand to have it taken away from them for just a moment. Grow up Nerds and read a book until it comes back.

4. Stuff Rich Black Folk Like: No bashing on this one I mean honestly I’d love to be in the position of one of these people right now. I was asked to document a Uptown Magazine/Aston Martin Dinner at Bruno Jamais Restaurant on the upper East Side of Manhattan. Very awesome event IMHO and a good peak into the lifestyle’s of people with more money then they know what to do with.

5. George Bush: What a stupid motherfucker! Clearly the fear is John McCain not being the strongest Republican running right now and Bush’s frustration at the fact that Barrack Obama might just pull the Democratic Presidential nomination off keeps the good old boys at the The Carlyle Group awake at night. Good FCUK EM!!!

6. Conspiracy Theories: I’ve had DVD‘s shoved under my door, I’ve watched footage from multiple angles and one thing is clear September 11th, 2001 was a clearly botched but orchestrated event. My mind is way too analytical to believe things like this at face value. I feel so sorry for those people that lost their lives. I feel sorry for myself in seeing the second plane hit the towers. I feel sorry for having to hear military jets fly over my house for weeks after 911. So no more DVD’s under my door,  I’m pretty fucked up as it is.

7. Celebreality: It’s for stupid people and is exploitive to all the people in front of the camera. I only hope Flavor Flav has a good percentage of the show’s ownership on the DVD sales because I would hate to see him have to walk the streets after his show has come to and end. My stats all point to my VH1 content so that’s why I’m still doing it but it makes me sad that people find this stuff compelling. PS: as long as dumb people still search for it I’m gonna have it right here.

Peace the 911 families, your love ones didn’t have to die.

-holla